Gratuitous Bruce Willis Bashing of the Day

From The Woman Who Walked into Doors by Roddy Doyle:

-- All men are not bastards, I said.
-- Name one that isn't, said Carmel.
-- Okay.
-- Off you go; come on.
-- Okay, I said. -- Jesus, I think I'm drunk.
-- Don't start, said Carmel. -- Name one. Go on.
-- Nicola's fella; Tony.
-- He's lovely, said Denise.
-- He's only a kid, said Carmel. -- He'll learn.
-- He's lovely, I said. -- Isn't he, Denise?
-- Yeah.
-- Robert Redford, I said.
-- Him! said Carmel. -- Did you see him in that last one? It was on the Movie Channel. He bought your woman for a million dollars.
-- Indecent Proposal, said Denise.
-- He was a right fuckin' creep in it anyway.
-- That wasn't him, I said. -- He was only acting.
-- I wouldn't pay a tenner for that bitch. Who's that she's married to again?
-- Bruce Willis.
-- Now there's a bastard.
-- Charlo liked him.
-- Jesus.

Charlo being a vicious, drunken, wife-beating murderer.

Read DC's thoughts on the former Mrs. Willis here.